VISITORS SINCE 1999: 0004212
★ YOU ARE VISITOR #4213 ★
★ YOU ARE VISITOR #4213 ★
Hi. I am a PROFESSIONAL CERTIFIED ELITE PLUGIN DEVELOPER 🏆
I make plugins for Minecraft servers using Java and also pure passion 💪
I have worked with MANY clients !!!! You should too. ✨✨✨
🚧 THIS SITE IS PERMANENTLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧
(imagine a spinning construction worker gif here, use your imagination)
📜 COMPLETED PROJECTS 📜 (source: trust me bro)
| # | Project Name | Client | Date Completed | Status | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Plugin Development | Anon | March 3, 2019 | ✅ 100% Done Trust Me | Refactored the entire event listener chain overnight because it "felt slow." Added 4 config options nobody will ever touch. |
| 2 | Tebex Setup | Anon | July 14, 2020 | ✅ Shipped At 3AM | Integrated Tebex webshop with a custom package sync system. Fixed a race condition by adding more Thread.sleep(50) calls. |
| 3 | Plugin Development | Anon | November 1, 2018 | ✅ No Bugs (Lie) | Built a custom kit system with cooldowns. |
| 4 | Store Data Convertion | Anon | February 29, 2016 | ✅ Leap Year Special | Built a payment converter to convert data from craftingstore to tebex. |
| 5 | Plugin Development | Anon | September 9, 2021 | ✅ Delivered Twice | Wrote a PlaceholderAPI expansion with 12 placeholders. |
| 6 | Plugin Development | Anon | January 30, 2017 | ✅ Certified Fresh | Improved existing codebase, by, a lot. |
| 7 | Plugin Development | Anon | June 6, 2022 | ✅ Extra Crispy | Configured a Tebex store category structure with 60 ranks, each one 2% better than the last. Truly balanced economy. |
| 8 | Plugin Development | Anon | December 25, 2015 | ✅ Christmas Miracle | Implemented a licensing system with AES encryption, RSA signing, and one hardcoded bypass string labeled "TEMP_DO_NOT_SHIP." |
| 9 | Plugin Development | Anon | August 19, 2023 | ✅ Definitely Real | Migrated plugin config from YAML to a "custom format" that is just YAML with the comments removed. |
| 10 | Plugin Development | Anon | April 1, 2014 | ✅ Not A Joke | Tuned MariaDB max_connections after the server crashed 6 times, then renamed the crash log to "success.txt." |
💬 CLIENT REVIEWS (source: trust him bro) 💬
